Yo mama is so ugly that she put the bloody mary out of business

Yo mama so black,
she got lost in the dark

Yo mama so dumb,
She thought that a rainbow in football was a ball with seven different colours

yo mama so unlucky,
her pet rock ran away

yo mama so big,
when she enters a movie hall, the ticket counter instantly shows "housefull"

YO mama ! SO UGLY when she joined an ugly contest ,they said "sorry NO PROFESSIONALS"

Yo mama is so hairy that she is why theory started that we all sprang from apes

YO MAMA SO FAT WHENEVER SHE IS HUNGRY HER STOMACH HAS TO CALL TO THE MOUTH TO SEND FOOD

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

yo mammas house i so dirty she washes her feet when she leaves the house!

Yo mama so fat she is on both sides of your family!

YO mama is so fat when she fell from the bed she fell from both sides!!

Yo mama so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves!

Yo mama is so fat, forget it she ain't gonna fit in this joke.
 

yo mama is so FAT when she SAT on a CAT it became FLAT and was used as a door MAT