Yo mama is so ugly that she put the bloody mary out of business

Yo mama so black,
she got lost in the dark

Yo mama so dumb,
She thought that a rainbow in football was a ball with seven different colours

yo mama so unlucky,
her pet rock ran away

yo mama so big,
when she enters a movie hall, the ticket counter instantly shows "housefull"

YO mama ! SO UGLY when she joined an ugly contest ,they said "sorry NO PROFESSIONALS"

Yo mama is so hairy that she is why theory started that we all sprang from apes

YO MAMA SO FAT WHENEVER SHE IS HUNGRY HER STOMACH HAS TO CALL TO THE MOUTH TO SEND FOOD